Exhale the Bullshit Glass Mug
Exhale the Bullshit Glass Mug
It's a perfect gift for anyone! Coffee, tea, hot chocolate—whatever beverage you love, this funny coffee mug will keep it nice and warm for you or a friend. Plus, you'll look super cute drinking out of it. Go ahead, fill er' up and enjoy because there's no such thing as too many funny coffee mugs!
4.75in x 3.75in.
All sales are final. We do not offer returns or exchanges.
Orders are typically processed within 3 business days but can take up to 12 business days on busier weeks, and THEN your order will ship. Pre orders are 4-8 weeks from your order date.
*Items returned to sender because of a customer address error will be recharged the shipping rate*
Please double check your cart and shipping information when ordering. We are unable to modify or cancel orders once placed!
Where is my order?
All shipping inquires need to be directed to Route or USPS. Please do NOT email regarding your order until 12 business days have passed.
SHIPPING POLICY HERE ( orders are shipped within 12 business days for regular orders and APPROX 4-8 weeks for pre orders )
RETURN POLICY HERE ( no returns or exchanges at this time )
Orders will be processed within 12 BUSINESS days from the date your order was placed. ( this means I have up to 12 business days to make/ package your order THEN it will be shipped! ) After that you can check tracking on your email / phone confirmation. If you have any shipping inquiries you must contact USPS so they can best serve you. We don't offer cancelations or changes to orders as they go straight into shipment. Please triple check your sizes and addresses!
We are not responsible for any in international duties/taxes/tariffs charged to customers upon international delivery. If packages are declined or returned back to us, you will be refunded your order value MINUS the international shipping cost.
*Business days refer to M-F and exclude national holidays.
What is AFTERPAY?
What size am I? How do I care for my apparel?
Sizing for each listing will be at the end of the photos for the listing! All items run true to size unless stated otherwise! Maddie Green Designs Tees and Crewnecks are preshrunk and unisex for a cozy fit. SIZE CHART HERE. We do not offer returns or exchanges, please email us for personal sizing assistance if unsure!
Please wash all apparel inside out on cold and air dry. For boutique clothing you must check the individual tag for best care instruction! We are not responsible for incorrect washing.
What is Maddie Green Boutique and what is Maddie Green Designs?
UPDATE: Now they are ONE! MGD AND MGB can be shopped on this one site! I used to have it separated by my own designs, and curated ones, now it is all together. EX: It used to be Maddie Green Designs tops, and Maddie Green Boutique, now it's just "tops"
Are the stickers waterproof?
All stickers are 100% water, sun, and scratch proof, carwash safe, and dishwasher safe. Just be conscious not to scrub when washing any water bottles!
What business supplies do you use?
All of my amazon favorites and other business items are linked HERE
Keyboard, key board, typewriter, sticker organizer, rollo, tissue paper, poly mailers
Do you sell your products wholesale?
YES! Shop wholesale to include MGD in your own shop HERE Wanting to wholesale something not on Faire or Abound? Email us! Hello@shopmaddiegreen.com
All tees and sweatshirts run true to unisex sizing on all the standard heavy blend. Sustainably made tees and luxe sweatshirts run larger, check individual listing for sizing as comfort luxe and luxe soft crews are different. Boutique sizing is unique to the individual item and is true to size unless stated otherwise! No returns or exchanges, please email us before ordering and we are more than happy to help with sizing questions!
MADDIE GREEN DESIGNS REGULAR TEES! (Sustainably made is different please check listing)
MADDIE GREEN DESIGNS TANK TOPS
MADDIE GREEN DESIGNS COMFORT LUXE CREWNECKS
MADDIE GREEN DESIGNS LONG SLEEVE TOPS
MADDIE GREEN DESIGNS REGULAR CREWNECKS
MADDIE GREEN DESIGNS HEAVY BLEND HOODIES
MADDIE GREEN DESIGNS LUXE SOFT SWEATSHIRT
We DO NOT accept returns or exchanges for sizing, so size up if unsure with the fit or fabric, or email us for personal assistance on picking a size!
We are a family women owned company founded in 2020! Our founder Maddie started this company in her parents basement by hand cutting stickers and selling them on Etsy. Now we design and curate everything and ship from our small warehouse in Colorado!
We are strong believers in EVERYBODY should have access to affordable cute clothing! We offer sizes S-5XL and dont increase our prices for any sizes even though our suppliers charge us $5-$20 more. We also have new arrivals weekly!
Maddie started going live in her parents basement in 2020 to package orders, draw new products, or to just connect with her following. Now over thousands watch "MGTV" Maddie Green TV on tiktok to decrease anxiety, be productive, or to just have a friend on the other side of the screen.